Marrissa Oceanus Melody Clearwater

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

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demonsanddoctorsanddetectives:

iamrickyhoover:

justin-john:

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

If this is true about the women then that’s awesome!

You don’t fuck with Spartan women.

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sawyersblog:

Took this photo of my little red panda last night lol boy do I love him <3

sawyersblog:

Took this photo of my little red panda last night lol boy do I love him <3

assbutts-in-purgatory:

cumberbitch-freebitch:

thesleepingsoldier:

missing-misha:




Things you should know about Misha Collins 
His full name is Dmitri Tippens Krushnic. 
He’s from Greenfield, Massachusetts.
He married his high school sweetheart.
He built his wife a house.
They made each other personalized rings.
He has a BA in Social Theory.
He used to play the saxophone when he was younger, but he lost his stuff when their house burned down, and then he wasn’t able to get another one. [x]
A 300 years old maple tree fell in his mother’s yard so he made a bed out of it for his girlfriend.
He once got arrested because he went to read a book on top of a bank because he needed better lighting.
He likes green tea and kale.
He has (or probably had) two turtles.
He wore a turtle costume to his first Halloween party. It was a negative experience for him because it was handmade and done in a way he had to crawl on all four in order to move.
He smells like watermelons and cinnamon (according to people who met him)
He has spent several months in seclusion in monasteries in Tibet.
He is a certified lifeguard, EMT, and motorcyclist.
He has slept in an igloo.
He kayaks, snowboards, bycycle tours, and runs. 
After a devastating forest fire in Los Angeles that killed an innocent tree, Misha and a band of visionary renegades gave it the Christian burial it deserves by planting it illegally in Hollywood.
He interned at the White House during Clinton Administration.
He made jokes on his FBI background check.
He stole security badges from the White House and made a mobile out of them.
He is a published poet. [x] [x]
He made most of the furniture in his house.
He does a lot for charity and uses his influence to encourage his ‘minions’ to contribute.
He goes to Haiti every year to help buid an orphanage.
He dressed in drag to renew his wedding vows. In a supermarket. With a bouquet made of vegetables.
He organized a tea party in the middle of a highway with his (amazing) friends. The cops stopped by and had tea  with them.
He does Tibetan throat singing.
He found out he was very flexible at a fitness test when he was in high school and was very proud to be the most flexible boy of anyone who had ever participated in the history of this fitness test. He later found out that his flexibility is due to a birth defect in his spine. After a bike accident, an MRI showed that stretching too much could leave him paralysed. [x]
When he was a kid, he forced himself to eat dirt because he believe it would improve his immune system.
He posted a picture of himself naked on a horse via twitter.
He dressed in drag at a highschool party, he was so pretty his classmates didn’t recognize him and hit on him. His girlfriend (now wife) was not pleased.
Once, he was alone at a restaurant with his son. The owner brought him flowers and wished him a happy mother’s day. And this time, he was not in drag.
He is a Guinness World Record holder. He and his minions made the greatest international scavenger hunt the world has ever seen (aka GISWHES). We made the news for making Christmas trees fly.
He made hundreds of young women wear dresses only made of bacon. He made a calendar out of it.
He was named after his mother’s Russian ex-boyfriend.
Jared beat Misha in Words with Friends. Misha owed $1970, paid in coins, 4 buckets worth.
source:http://meanwhilemishacollins.tumblr.com/perfect-human-being




THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS MAN


EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY BECAUSE LIKE HELLO WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE, LOOK AT WHAT MISHAS DONE

assbutts-in-purgatory:

cumberbitch-freebitch:

thesleepingsoldier:

missing-misha:

Things you should know about Misha Collins 

  • His full name is Dmitri Tippens Krushnic. 
  • He’s from Greenfield, Massachusetts.
  • He married his high school sweetheart.
  • He built his wife a house.
  • They made each other personalized rings.
  • He has a BA in Social Theory.
  • He used to play the saxophone when he was younger, but he lost his stuff when their house burned down, and then he wasn’t able to get another one. [x]
  • A 300 years old maple tree fell in his mother’s yard so he made a bed out of it for his girlfriend.
  • He once got arrested because he went to read a book on top of a bank because he needed better lighting.
  • He likes green tea and kale.
  • He has (or probably had) two turtles.
  • He wore a turtle costume to his first Halloween party. It was a negative experience for him because it was handmade and done in a way he had to crawl on all four in order to move.
  • He smells like watermelons and cinnamon (according to people who met him)
  • He has spent several months in seclusion in monasteries in Tibet.
  • He is a certified lifeguard, EMT, and motorcyclist.
  • He has slept in an igloo.
  • He kayaks, snowboards, bycycle tours, and runs. 
  • After a devastating forest fire in Los Angeles that killed an innocent tree, Misha and a band of visionary renegades gave it the Christian burial it deserves by planting it illegally in Hollywood.
  • He interned at the White House during Clinton Administration.
  • He made jokes on his FBI background check.
  • He stole security badges from the White House and made a mobile out of them.
  • He is a published poet. [x] [x]
  • He made most of the furniture in his house.
  • He does a lot for charity and uses his influence to encourage his ‘minions’ to contribute.
  • He goes to Haiti every year to help buid an orphanage.
  • He dressed in drag to renew his wedding vows. In a supermarket. With a bouquet made of vegetables.
  • He organized a tea party in the middle of a highway with his (amazing) friends. The cops stopped by and had tea  with them.
  • He does Tibetan throat singing.
  • He found out he was very flexible at a fitness test when he was in high school and was very proud to be the most flexible boy of anyone who had ever participated in the history of this fitness test. He later found out that his flexibility is due to a birth defect in his spine. After a bike accident, an MRI showed that stretching too much could leave him paralysed. [x]
  • When he was a kid, he forced himself to eat dirt because he believe it would improve his immune system.
  • He posted a picture of himself naked on a horse via twitter.
  • He dressed in drag at a highschool party, he was so pretty his classmates didn’t recognize him and hit on him. His girlfriend (now wife) was not pleased.
  • Once, he was alone at a restaurant with his son. The owner brought him flowers and wished him a happy mother’s day. And this time, he was not in drag.
  • He is a Guinness World Record holder. He and his minions made the greatest international scavenger hunt the world has ever seen (aka GISWHES). We made the news for making Christmas trees fly.
  • He made hundreds of young women wear dresses only made of bacon. He made a calendar out of it.
  • He was named after his mother’s Russian ex-boyfriend.
  • Jared beat Misha in Words with Friends. Misha owed $1970, paid in coins, 4 buckets worth.

source:http://meanwhilemishacollins.tumblr.com/perfect-human-being

THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS MAN

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY BECAUSE LIKE HELLO WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE, LOOK AT WHAT MISHAS DONE

(via the-seven-heroes-of-olympus)

Chris Evans + Hands

(Source: colindonoghue, via tpaxtonbooks)

Most to Least Sarcastic

shitthesignssay:

  1. Aquarius
  2. Scorpio
  3. Gemini
  4. Capricorn
  5. Cancer
  6. Virgo
  7. Leo
  8. Pisces
  9. Taurus
  10. Sagittarius
  11. Aries
  12. Libra

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mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

(Source: tkr, via the-seven-heroes-of-olympus)